The gladiolus in a garden is six feet tall and arrives like it has prepared remarks. We cannot make a six-foot ceramic flower. We looked into it. There were structural concerns and then there were legal concerns and then someone used the word lawsuit and we made it a reasonable size and put it on a wall in chartreuse — the Chartreuse Gladiolus is 4.5 inches across, one screw, no water — where it still arrives like it has prepared remarks. The lawsuit concern has not come up since. The gladiolus has been cultivated for over three thousand years and continues to have opinions about everything.